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Post by The Sandmen on Dec 10, 2018 2:00:20 GMT -5
bixby is tired of nobody helping so he ignores the finger and keeps walking towards the castle Milkmire: K. I clearly tried to be the hero we deserve several times, but through means beyond my control...my trying seems to have amounted to nothing.
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Post by The Rocketmen on Dec 10, 2018 9:33:03 GMT -5
*Oliver attempts to start punching the corpse in the face to stun it while Tim tries to stab it.* DM: As Oliver tries to throw a punch, the creature frees its arm for an attack, and Oliver stops trying to that and returns to gripping as hard as he can to keep the corpse-creature pinned down. *Albert attempts to use his abilty to see how to defeat the monster* DM: Ability Triggered Something something, Milkmire. Milkmire comes back from his time on the beach and does all the right things, in hopes of saving the day and being the hero we all need. DM: Milkmire walks over to the corpse-creature. He stands over its head and says "I choose not to defend my honor at this point." He then turns around and winks at Bixby, and then winks at Tim, and then winks at Oliver, and then winks at Jif and then winks at Albert, and then winks at the ship, and then winks at the dead seagull, and then winks at the sky, and then winks at the castle, and then winks at Carl, and then winks at Milkmire, and then turns back around and stomps on the corpse-creature's head repeatedly. He stomps once and then twice and the three times and then again, and then more, and then so much that the creature stops moving and then even more that the others let go of the creature and then continues stomping until the head has been turned into mush, and then stomps to the point where the head has disappeared and all that he is stomping is the wet, clumping sand, and then he winks at the monster's corpse. Milkmire walks over to where the others have gathered to watch him unleash his carnage of stompamania. Milkmire: "I miss the old days of rapscallions and Jack the Ripper," he says before continuing onto a path toward the castle. Bixby looks around, shrugs, and then walks toward the castle. *Oliver scowls and gives Bixby the finger.* DM: No one knows why Oliver does this. DM: Tim turns back to the boat to see a green glow growing. The red muscle tissue releases itself from the bow of the ship, and soon, slowly, all the boards begin to recollect and reattach themselves to the ship. It repairs itself and remains on the shore - perhaps it will await our heroes once our adventuring through the castle has concluded. END OF CHAPTER 2
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Post by xx - Team GAP on Dec 10, 2018 13:40:25 GMT -5
how has the adventuring through the castle concluded when we never went there we have just been fighting in the beach.
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Post by The Rocketmen on Dec 10, 2018 13:49:00 GMT -5
how has the adventuring through the castle concluded when we never went there we have just been fighting in the beach. you didnt read it properly. we are now going into the castle and the ship seems to be putting itself back together and waiting for us
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