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Post by The Texas Rattlesnakes on Dec 14, 2018 18:36:19 GMT -5
*Oliver whips out his willy in order to drain his bladder, when he noticed people were looking at him. Oliver scowls, dick in hand.*
Oliver, to the pervs: Do ya mind? I can't go if people's is watchin me.
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Post by xx - Team GAP on Dec 15, 2018 2:18:21 GMT -5
bixby: i know medical conditions and i dont think that is normal
bixby points at olivers genital warts.
bixby: im not healing that
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Post by Sons of Anarchy on Dec 15, 2018 10:24:10 GMT -5
Albert to all: Don't you guys happen to think that it's a puzzle?
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Post by The Sandmen on Dec 15, 2018 10:52:03 GMT -5
Milkmire, to Albert: Wanna sign some documents?
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Post by The Texas Rattlesnakes on Dec 15, 2018 10:56:31 GMT -5
bixby: i know medical conditions and i dont think that is normal bixby points at olivers genital warts. bixby: im not healing that It's not a medical thing anyway ya little bastard. Me docs back home said it was all in me head. As for them bumbs. It's just razor burn. |
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Post by Sons of Anarchy on Dec 15, 2018 10:58:28 GMT -5
Milkmire, to Albert: Wanna sign some documents? Albert to Milkmire: Sure, but may I ask what it is for I would really like to know, as I don't want this to be used against me in some way in the future. |
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Post by The Sandmen on Dec 15, 2018 11:11:41 GMT -5
Milkmire: The signing of the documents has bonus perks once we get off this God-forsaken island, but mostly, it means I will have your back 100% in anything we do here that does not endanger your safely or personal well-being. I will help and protect you like my own children, and ensure your safe survival throughout this quest.
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Post by Sons of Anarchy on Dec 15, 2018 11:16:50 GMT -5
Milkmire: The signing of the documents has bonus perks once we get off this God-forsaken island, but mostly, it means I will have your back 100% in anything we do here that does not endanger your safely or personal well-being. I will help and protect you like my own children, and ensure your safe survival throughout this quest. Albert to Milkmire: Ok where do I sign? |
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Post by The Sandmen on Dec 15, 2018 11:24:33 GMT -5
Milkmire passes Albert the documents, and does the thing for the blood-signing.
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Post by xx - Team GAP on Dec 15, 2018 12:30:03 GMT -5
since oliver isnt peeing in the buckets...
bixby will try to fill the buckets with rocks
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Post by The Texas Rattlesnakes on Dec 15, 2018 13:44:29 GMT -5
*Oliver picks up a rock and attempts to throw it at Bixby for not having patience and just look away so he can pee.*
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Post by The Rocketmen on Dec 15, 2018 14:04:01 GMT -5
DM: Bixby puts rocks inside the bucket, and nothing happens.
The gate stares at Bixby.
The statue stare at Bixby.
Oliver stares at his genitals.
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Post by The Texas Rattlesnakes on Dec 15, 2018 14:06:28 GMT -5
*Oliver starts peeing in the direction of the buckets, rocks, and Bixby.*
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Post by The Rocketmen on Dec 15, 2018 14:07:00 GMT -5
Milkmire: The signing of the documents has bonus perks once we get off this God-forsaken island, but mostly, it means I will have your back 100% in anything we do here that does not endanger your safely or personal well-being. I will help and protect you like my own children, and ensure your safe survival throughout this quest. Albert to Milkmire: Ok where do I sign? Albert finds a sharp rock and rubs it against his finger until it starts to bleed. He draws an X on the document and hands it back to Milkmire. Bixby takes the rock away from Albert puts it into the bucket, proudly. Nothing happens. |
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Post by Sons of Anarchy on Dec 15, 2018 14:11:13 GMT -5
*Albert with the cut on his finger walks over to the buckets takes the rocks out and instead fills both with some of his blood*
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Have 9 points in celebration of this monumental achievement!