Best/Funniest Kijijii ad?

Ferocity
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Best/Funniest Kijijii ad? Jun 24, 2013 21:50:07 GMT -5

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Post by Ferocity on Jun 24, 2013 21:50:07 GMT -5

What's the best ad you've ever seen/read? I know there are some funny ones out there- every year I see the ones for free snow ect. Just read this one:

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so this white tiger was caught in the wild jungle with my bare hands.

if you want this amazing lamp you will need to pick it up as i was injured on my latest safari hunt by wrestling a large pack of hyeana's

the price has been drastically reduced from 3 million dollars.

please do not incur if you have a wife or litttle children as this is meant for the manliest of men.

Sorry for the picture, It was not rotated it was actually taken like this. I was getting ready to hit the snap button on my sick camera and BAM I was attacked by a grizzly bear, as I was falling I managed to get this sweet picture of the best man lamp ever.

Buyers beware, This Lamp is awesome. that may be an under statement this lamp is legendary....and then some."

Check the link to see the pic of the lamp: barrie.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-home-indoor-indoor-lighting-fans-the-best-Man-lamp-ever-eye-of-the-white-tiger-W0QQAdIdZ479264371

it's cute if not hilarious. Share something better?

The Sandmen The Mad King Red Belt Posts: 41,576	Best/Funniest Kijijii ad? Jun 24, 2013 22:08:34 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Sandmen on Jun 24, 2013 22:08:34 GMT -5 I like the "please do not incur if you have a wife or litttle children as this is meant for the manliest of men." part. Lol indeed.

xx - Team GAP Former Team Red Belt Posts: 10,770	Best/Funniest Kijijii ad? Jun 25, 2013 1:17:58 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by xx - Team GAP on Jun 25, 2013 1:17:58 GMT -5 I like the lamp.

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Best/Funniest Kijijii ad? Jun 25, 2013 7:26:04 GMT -5

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Post by Ferocity on Jun 25, 2013 7:26:04 GMT -5

I have a neighbour with a strange little garden/alter with a picture of a tiger- it kinda looks like a memorial for someone, only there is a large 12x18" picture in a gold gilt frame of a tiger- stranger still it's at an apartment building. I've always kinda wondered about it, but never knew anyone who lived there well enough to ask. Maybe they'd like the lamp? It'd fit right in.

xx - Team GAP Former Team Red Belt Posts: 10,770	Best/Funniest Kijijii ad? Jun 25, 2013 20:09:32 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by xx - Team GAP on Jun 25, 2013 20:09:32 GMT -5

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Best/Funniest Kijijii ad? May 25, 2014 9:53:35 GMT -5

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Post by Ferocity on May 25, 2014 9:53:35 GMT -5

I've got a new one:

www.kijiji.ca/v-other-pets/barrie/3-hermit-crabs-free/595879794?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

3 Hermit Crabs (free)

I have three hermit crabs that are looking for a new home. These guys have saved my life on 3 unrelated occasions and have been directly responsible for getting me laid more times than I can remember. They are charming and charismatic yet fierce and calculated. Hate to see them go but they just seem to party too late and drink too much for me these days.

Free to a good home, they require very little maintenance, food is cheap and they are hearty. Fun to watch and ready to move into a new set of shells.

They don't bite or pinch and will walk around your floor, they have been very fun pets.

This ad was posted with the Kijiji mobile app.

xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club The Kruze Red Belt ~~~Rise Above; Rise Against~~~ Posts: 18,567	Best/Funniest Kijijii ad? May 29, 2014 17:31:33 GMT -5 The Sandmen and Ferocity like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by xx - Former Phoenix Fight Club on May 29, 2014 17:31:33 GMT -5 This one's craigslist, but still hilarious. lol
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The Sandmen The Mad King Red Belt Posts: 41,576	Best/Funniest Kijijii ad? May 29, 2014 18:39:18 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Sandmen on May 29, 2014 18:39:18 GMT -5 What the hell?

Ferocity Black Belt (5th Degree) Posts: 3,455	Best/Funniest Kijijii ad? May 29, 2014 20:14:48 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Ferocity on May 29, 2014 20:14:48 GMT -5 it was scary and great you know it The Sandmen.

The Sandmen The Mad King Red Belt Posts: 41,576	Best/Funniest Kijijii ad? May 30, 2014 0:10:47 GMT -5 Ferocity likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Sandmen on May 30, 2014 0:10:47 GMT -5 I know that if that person is serious, the internet might have a brand new King of Special.

xx - The Underdog Regime Former Team Black Belt Remember the Magic Words... Posts: 1,139	Best/Funniest Kijijii ad? May 30, 2014 15:52:10 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by xx - The Underdog Regime on May 30, 2014 15:52:10 GMT -5 What about that "rent-a-nigga" thing that I saw years ago?
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The Sandmen The Mad King Red Belt Posts: 41,576	Best/Funniest Kijijii ad? May 30, 2014 16:01:09 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Sandmen on May 30, 2014 16:01:09 GMT -5 Interesting. That is one valuable "nigga". $75 an hour is more than I could afford.

The West Coast Knockouts Black Belt Posts: 1,384	Best/Funniest Kijijii ad? May 30, 2014 21:57:50 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The West Coast Knockouts on May 30, 2014 21:57:50 GMT -5 That's racist .

The Sandmen The Mad King Red Belt Posts: 41,576	Best/Funniest Kijijii ad? May 30, 2014 22:09:35 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Sandmen on May 30, 2014 22:09:35 GMT -5 Is it? If the ad is posted by a person (regardless of race), selling themselves for $75/hour, and I do not have that kind of money, wherein lies the racism?

xx - Team GAP Former Team Red Belt Posts: 10,770	Best/Funniest Kijijii ad? May 31, 2014 2:37:48 GMT -5 Ferocity likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by xx - Team GAP on May 31, 2014 2:37:48 GMT -5 it can't be racist... It says rent not buy...